Every fourth of July, loud firework celebrations happen across the country.
And every owner of a sensitive dog knows that life’s gonna be hell for their poor little pooch.
But one year, all the sensitive dogs came up with a plan. And while the country slept, they got to work.
The next evening, fireworks celebrations started as planned, except that every fireworks fuse had been sabotaged.
Instead of going off like they should, they went off instantly, killing and maiming hundreds of thousands before word got out.
Fireworks were banned forever.
The dogs loved it. They wagged their tails happily.