Into ash

The American Military swears that they will leave no man behind.
So, when Private Joe Jenkins got captured on a raid in Afghanistan, the Taliban tried to broker a prisoner exchange.
The American Military swears that they will not negotiate with terrorists, too.
Someone suggested that they sneak in a Red Cross team to give Joe a sex change operation, but the Army lawyers determined that “no man” applies to women, too.
So, they accepted the terms without negotiation.
Private Joe Jenkins returned home on an Air Force cargo plane.
And the President promptly nuked The Great Satan into ash.