The new fifty

I can’t believe how fast time flies.
Things that were ten years ago are popping up as twenty years ago. And twenty years ago is the new thirty years ago.
Heck, I’m hearing a few forty years ago things I remember from when I was really little.
So when someone tells you that forty is the new twenty and fifty is the new thirty and all that crap, tell them yeah, okay. Then try to give them a twenty when the bill is fifty bucks.
You’ll get three to five for that, unless five is the new three these days.