The sooner that the United States is out of the World Cup, the better.
Because anybody who gives a rat’s ass about the World Cup after the United States is out isn’t an American.
They may have been born here or have citizenship papers, but the odds are that they’re some dirty foreigner because no true American gives a fuck about the World Cup.
Football is football, dammit, not soccer.
See that McDonalds over there? The one that has those World Cup tear-off game pieces?
They might as well be a dirty run-down bogeda.
I’ll be at the Taco Bell.