I’ve written my number on every bathroom stall that I’ve ever used, nobody has ever called me.
I guess nobody wants a good time anymore.
So, I started writing “For A Bad Time” next to my number.
Still no takers. I guess people already have a bad enough time as it is, so why bother calling me for one?
I stopped writing my number on bathroom stalls. Disconnected the phone line completely.
I don’t even have a cell phone. I guess I got sick of all those telemarketers calling all the time.
Peace and quiet. Now that’s a good time.