Suicide Hotline

After Robin Williams died, a lot of people posted on their Facebook timelines all kinds of videos, photos, and noise about harassing depressed people to go seek help.
They think this is helping.
Yeah, I fight with depression. Heck, I used to have the National Suicide Hotline on speed-dial, but one time I accidentally butt-dialed it and they thought I was going to kill myself.
After ten minutes of arguing, they said: “Then why do you have the number on speed-dial?”
I hung up, and realized that I don’t have to answer calls like that all day.
Life’s good, really.