Collaborators

When Israel assassinates a Hamas commander, Hamas rounds up a bunch of their political enemies and accuses them of collaborating with Israel.

Then they shoot the people, tie them to motorcycles, and drag their bodies through the streets.

That’s when the Israelis came up with a brilliant idea: they published a list of Hamas members and labeled it as “Collaborators.”

The next day, Gaza and the West Bank were piled high with Hamas members’ corpses. They’d executed themselves as collaborators.

Diplomats at the UN screamed “GENOCIDE!”

Israel responded “If we wanted genocide, we’d have published the whole Palestinian phone book.”