Ice Cream Jury

The city pays six bucks for jury duty, but you can choose to donate it to one of several causes, such as victim’s rights groups or afterschool activities for poor kids.

Fuck them. I had to fight traffic, drag my ass Downtown, sit in a room full of other annoyed and miserable people for three hours, and then fight my way through traffic back to work.

Instead, I stop by Baskin Robins and get an ice cream come.

There’s a buck or two of change… I could give that to charity?

Fuck them. The change goes into the tip jar.