Burger out of joint

I refuse to eat McDonalds, Burger King, and Wendy’s burgers.
The McDonalds is next to Goode Company’s mesquite grill. Great mesquite grilled burgers, but with fries and drink it’s eighteen bucks! Crazy!
Burger King is next to Goode Company Barbecue. A brisket sandwich on jalapeno cheese bread with two sides is the superior choice there.
What about Wendy’s? Who gives a fuck? I drive to Bubba’s Buffalo Burger Shack and load up a lean bison beef burger with everything. Best in town.
If it has a drive through window, drive past it and go park at a real burger joint.