Booth Duty

I got stuck with booth babe duty at the conference.
Me. A fat, lazy introverted slob.
A booth babe.
Shit.
So, I put a jellybean in a clear bottle and asked people to guess the number of jellybeans in the bottle.
People thought it was a trick question.
“One?” some asked.
“Absolutely,” I said, putting down the bottle. “We provide tools and interfaces that take the guesswork out of webhosting and reselling. No tricks, just simple and straightforward menus and wizards to make your job simple and easy.”
My partner gives a thumbs up and smiles.
Another wallet stolen! Sweet!

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.