Lazy Bill Gates

Bill Gates said that he prefers to hire lazy people because they use the simplest solution to get the job done.
I think he’s lying. Because lazy people don’t just try to come up with the simplest solution, but they also cut corners in their work, and they don’t check their work.
I know this, because I am a lazy person. I cut corners, and I don’t check my work.
Plus, I’m often late, because I dilly-dally and dawdle. Oh, and I goof off.
I’d research this Bill Gates thing more, but I really don’t give a fuck about it.