Celebrity Checks

Why do celebrities, such as Charlie Sheen, pay for everything by check?
They’re hoping that fans won’t cash the check because they want to keep the autograph.
This trick worked back in the early days, like when Salvador Dali would create wonderful artworks on his checks to prevent the recipient from cashing it, but not anymore.
People can load a banking app on their smartphone, snap photos of the check, and deposit the funds electronically into their account. All without having to surrender the physical check.
On the other hand, Whoopi Goldberg signs 100 dollar bills. She’s such a bitch.