My friend the economist tried to convince me that economists are like master gardeners.
Some of them tell the hired help to pull weeds, while others tell the hired help to spread seeds.
I think they’re all just tossing a load of shit around, and they don’t care if it gets all over the hired help, the weeds, or the crops.
And they issue commands to their hired help, but none of them actually get their hands dirty.
Based on how fat my economist friend is, he doesn’t leave much of the harvest for others.
If anything, economists are vermin.