Obama was accused of ignoring the Constitution, spitting on the Constitution, and wiping his ass with the Constitution.
I’d think it would be more fun to fly the Constitution like a kite. Maybe the Bill of Rights could be used as a tail.
Or fold it origami-style into a big bird, or one of those hopping frogs.
There’s all kinds of fun things to do with it, really.
But every now and then, someone reads it. And understands it.
And loves it.
Maybe a bit too much. Singing its praises and worshiping it.
Which is just as bad, I think.