I collect Pez dispensers.
No, I don’t eat the candy bits.
Even though they taste good, refined sugar is bad for you, so I buy the dispensers and give away the candy.
My mother says that the dispensers should be left in the original packaging to maintain collector value.
But what value are they if you can’t see them in the packaging?
That’s why I buy two of each. One to put on the shelf to display, and one to put away.
They’re in the closet, stored in a locked trunk.
Clack… clack… clack… they angrily call out to me.