Full speed

When I do my treadmill walks, I don’t start at full speed. I start slowly, but hit the Faster button over the course of the walk.
You know, like that frog in a pan of water on the stove. Drop the frog in boiling water, and it jumps out. But if you turn the heat on slowly, the frog gets boiled alive.
So, I hit the Faster button. Over and over.
I’m going faster than I would if I had started out going fast.
So fast, time and space begin to melt.
I hope this is covered by the warranty.