Fred and I went to the opera the other evening.
“Check out the set of pipes on her,” whispered Fred.
Sure enough, there was a singer on stage wearing a dress made out of plumbing conduits.
“What about this one?” I said, pointing at a diva wearing a dress made out of organ pipes.
Fred smiled. “Oh yeah? What about this one?”
A woman walked on stage, wearing nothing but laced-together crack pipes.
“Amazing,” I said. “Who knew that opera was all about fashion.”
That’s when a fat woman wearing a Magritte painting came on stage.
“Show’s over,” Fred said.