Balls and Guts

Kennedy said that he could enact civil rights legislation in America with the stroke of a pen.
When he failed to deliver, black people sent him pens with the note “Use this one, Jack.”
But Kennedy didn’t have the guts or balls to do it.
So, black men castrated and eviscerated themselves, and had their guts and balls sent to Kennedy.
“Use these,” said the gory notes that they had written with their own blood.
Jackie was horrified at the carnage. Johnson was enraged.
“I need this like a hole in the head,” said Kennedy.
So, Johnson gave him one.