After the Plague
by John Musico
The plague was spread through sex, even homosexual sex, so every one was at risk. It spread across the globe. When it seemed there was no one left, the subgroup that did survive were the celibates; priests and nuns; that took a holy vow of chastity.
The Pope addressed them; “ Your chastity was for a nobler sublimation of your libido: to be applied to spirituality. Now there is a yet greater goal; to save mankind so there will be survivors at all to again worship the Lord. You must now instead fornicate. It is the decree of the church!”