I murdered my imaginary friend.
I dropped the imaginary knife, picked up my imaginary phone, and called the imaginary police.
They locked my hands in imaginary handcuffs, put me in the back of an imaginary police car, and drove me to an imaginary police station.
There, I was interrogated by imaginary detectives, and charged with imaginary murder.
An imaginary lawyer came to advise me. I made imaginary bail, and awaited imaginary trial before an imaginary judge and jury.
The imaginary prosecutor made the case with imaginary witnesses and experts.
Including my imaginary friend! Who isn’t dead at all!
Not guilty!