Despite claims that yoga comes from an ancient medication routine, that story is a pack of lies.
Nor is it true that a meditation expert in Chicago concocted that bullshit story as a cover for their own meditation routine.
The truth is, it comes from the future. The far-distant future.
A time-traveler from the peak of human civilization came back to bring yoga techniques to the past.
He got fed up hearing all of his friends in the future reading the history books and wondering why we in the past didn’t just get a grip and chill the fuck out.