There’s so much to eat at the state fair.
As long as you want to eat something that’s been battered and fried on a stick.
Because fried things on a stick are easy to eat while you’re walking around the fair.
And you don’t need to carry around a plate or a paper tray.
It started with corn dogs on a stick.
Now, they’ve got fried Snickers bars, fried sticks of butter, fried chocolate-covered bananas, and fried peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
After that, you’ll need a fried Pepto Bismol or Gas-X lollipop. Possibly a stomach-pump.
And a coronary bypass.