Miracle Drug

Aspirin.
Aches. Pains.
A pill a day helps reduce the risk of heart attacks and strokes.
Some call it a miracle drug.
But that’s for people who set low standards for miracles.
Cargill Labs comes up with true miracle drugs every week.
Cures for everything. Cancer, diabetes.
Even old age and death itself.
The problem is, they’re cures.
Cures cure the disease.
You can only sell a cure once.
It’s bad for business.
Where a remedy, you can sell over and over.
Still, having cured old age and death, they have plenty of time.
To work on their less-miraculous miracles.