Virtual Treadmill

Usually, I watch Netflix when I walk on my treadmill.
But I found this weird program that lets you virtually map your walk to a historical landmark, such as the Appalachian Trail or Route 66.
I put on my goggles and began my journey.
Two miles along the trail, I was mugged.
The treadmill automatically emptied my bank account.
Then, I fell into a ravine.
The treadmill suddenly accelerated and threw me against the wall.
As the headset rendered a forest fire, my treadmill’s electric cord shorted, and it caught fire.
I knew I should have gotten a rowing machine.

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