The Morton Twins were always pretending to be the other.
It started off innocently, with simple cases of mistaken identity, but things got ugly fast.
Pete would rob houses and hide the loot in Paul’s room.
And the things he did while babysitting the neighbor kids are too horrible to mention.
Paul visited his brother in jail, right up to the execution.
When Pete got to Hell, he’d tell others that he was Paul, and he bragged about the things he did.
When Paul died and got to Heaven, he completely forgot about Pete.
“Mercy.”
The angels smiled and winked.