Hibernation

When Gummi bears hibernate
They roll around in cornstarch
And curl up into little balls
And sleep through the winter
The cornstarch keeps them from sticking
To themselves or each other
This is the best time to hunt them
Because they are slow to awaken
And relatively defenseless
All you need are clean rubber gloves
And plastic ziploc bag pouches
Pick out the Gummi bears
And stick them into the pouches
There’s no need to poke holes
For them to be able to breathe
Suffocating them in the bag
Ensures that they are safe to carry
To the processing plant.