Why are you baking a cake? asked little Bernie
It is a birthday cake for Baby Jesus, just like I made you on your birthday two weeks ago.
Why is it bigger than mine was two weeks ago? Is Jesus coming to our house?ask Bernie
No, not in person. Since most of the family will come, there more guests for Christmas than your
birthday.
Mommy, I don’t understand why if Jesus was born in the springtime that he celebrates is
birthday in December when all the cheap relatives only give one present for both Christmas and
your birthday.