Category: Zackmann

The detective was waiting for a “person of Interest” and the plane was late. The Detective was
called Dan Dan the Art Man ever since his investigation led him to recover the stolen Scream
portrait because of knowledge he gained as an art fancier. His fellow detectives counted on him
to get the answer to the question they really wanted the man to answer.
After getting off the plane the man picked his bag off the luggage carousel. Dan showed the
man his badge then took the man aside and said “How do you, Tom, Write a 100 word story?”

Why are you baking a cake? asked little Bernie
It is a birthday cake for Baby Jesus, just like I made you on your birthday two weeks ago.
Why is it bigger than mine was two weeks ago? Is Jesus coming to our house?ask Bernie
No, not in person. Since most of the family will come, there more guests for Christmas than your
birthday.
Mommy, I don’t understand why if Jesus was born in the springtime that he celebrates is
birthday in December when all the cheap relatives only give one present for both Christmas and
your birthday.