So, if you laid all the hot dogs sold in Yankee Stadium end-to-end, they’d reach from New York to Los Angeles and back again.
Why would you lay hot dogs end-to-end like that? Won’t all that food go to waste? Shouldn’t you be selling those hot dogs to hungry sports fans instead?
Plus, it’s Yankees fans. They get really mad when you take away their food.
Does Chicago fall between New York and Los Angeles? Because they like their hot dogs with mustard, onions, relish, and sweet peppers, not ketchup like New Yorkers do.
Just watch the goddamn game, kid.