Elie Wiesel, the author and humanitarian, died recently.
His books are scary enough as is, but they’re even scarier when you substitute the word “cannibal clown” for “Nazi.”
Because, let’s face it… there’s some evil people in this world who love Nazis, or hate Jews, or both.
But everybody’s afraid of cannibal clowns, right?
Cannibal clowns down’t stop at Jews, Gypsies, cripples, gays, and political dissidents.
They eat everyone. And unlike the Nazis, no amount of appeasement by the Swiss will stop them.
Those cannibal clowns would rip those clock-making, chocolate-swilling mountaineers to bits.
Thank goodness it was just Nazis!