After Aladdin let the Genie free, the Genie waved goodbye and explored the world.
But he was a creature of habits, and instead of sleeping in a bed, he preferred to sleep in oil lamps.
Every now and then, someone would rub the oil lamp and wake up the Genie.
“What the shit, man?” the Genie would say. “I was trying to sleep.”
“So, where are my three wishes?” the person would ask.
Instead of offering three wishes, the Genie would beat the shit out of that person, or kick them to the moon, and then go back to sleep.