This upcoming election doesn’t really give many choices.
I don’t feel like voting for either candidate.
Voting for one ends is really just a vote against the other.
I feel like staying home, but each candidate’s supporters say that it’s a vote for the other candidate.
The truth is, staying home is a vote for my cat, who likes it when I stay home and lay on the couch so she can snuggle up against me.
And if I don’t use time off or sick time, or pretend to do some work from home, it’s a vote for unemployment, too.