Concrete Medal

The Olympics are supposed to be about good sportsmanship, fairness, and competition.
But the Russians dope up their athletes with performance-enhancing drugs.
And many Muslim athletes refuse to compete against Israeli Jews.
So, the Mossad came up with a new medal: The Big Concrete Block Medal.
They pick up the unsportsmanlike asshole or cheater, and they give them the medal.
Then they take them out on a boat, and drop them in the water.
And click a stopwatch.
They struggle, splash around, but eventually, they all go under.
And don’t come back up.
*click*
“A new record,” they say, laughing.

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