Every morning, she makes a fresh pitcher of iced tea.
And she brings a fresh lemon in her purse.
She buys a bag every Saturday when she goes grocery shopping.
There’s a nice ceramic knife and cutting board she uses for the lemons.
The break room refrigerator has a reliable icemaker in the door.
At the end of the day, she sighs and dutifully cleans the pitcher, knife, and cutting board.
“Why do you not heed my call, Master?” she mumbles.
Maybe tomorrow her summoning ritual will work, and Lipton, Unholy Avenger Demon, will smite her enemies.
Oh, glorious day!

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