People say that Dan wore Hitler-colored glasses.
Everywhere he looked, he saw Hitler.
They had thick black rims, and made Dan look nerdy.
So, he got Hitler-colored contacts.
Now, Dan looked cool, and he could still see Hitler everywhere.
However, Dan got tired of the cleaning solution.
And having to take them out and put them back in.
So, he signed up for Hitler Lasik surgery.
They could use lasers to burn Hitler into his eyes.
“Can you remove my Howard Dean tattoo so I can get a Hillary tattoo?” he asked the technician.
“Different kind of laser,” they said.