Toaster’s Election

“We have a toaster!” shouted the cardinals.
It was a close ballot between the toaster, the blender, and the oil fryer.
Some say that the toaster’s bagel setting made a few cardinals suspicious.
And others thought that it didn’t match the other appliances in the kitchen.
But the toaster had won.
The lead cardinal opened the box, pulled out the toaster, and stripped away the protective plastic.
Proudly holding the toaster high, and then…
“It’s an American plug!” he hissed.
The shock! The horror!
“Fetch an adapter,” he whispered.
Thank goodness that the kitchen outlets were concealed inside the cabinets.

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