The Offer

I usually eat dinner at home.
Well, not dinner, but a bowl full of raw vegetables that I snack on.
But now and then, I’ll pick something up on the way home.
Or stop at someplace.
I had an email offer for Pei Wei, three dollars off.
They were okay, not great, and I finished most of it.
There weren’t any napkins out, I wiped my hands on the seat.
On the way home, I opened the car door and threw up.
The next morning, LivingSocial had a coupon for seven dollars off.
I sighed, deleted the apps, and unsubscribed.