The first little pig built his mouse out of straw, but the building inspector came by and refused to issue a certificate of occupancy for it.
“A house made of straw?” said the building inspector. “That’s horribly unsafe. Not only will it blow over in a heavy wind, but all it takes is one spark, and you’ll be roasted alive in there.
The building inspector condemned it, and he began the process of issuing demolition orders.
“I can be there next Tuesday,” said The Big Bad Wolf. “And I can handle those wood and brick houses you want demolished, too.”