The Pies

Some Irish bakers add a little to their dough before they make their pies.
If you bite into a ring, marriage is in your future.
But if you bite into the bean, no marriage for you.
The coin represents wealth, while the piece of cloth predicts the lack of it.
Vinny isn’t Irish. He’s Sicilian.
He sent out the pies in special tins.
C4 charges with miniature detanators.
By the time the cops figured out where the pies came from, Vinny was back home.
Baking pies for the family.
No C4. No detanators.
Just blackberries, the freshest he could find.