A friend’s mom is terminally ill.
He’s constantly asking on social media for people to pray for her.
Calls it “The Prayer Army.”
So, I asked if there’s a Prayer Navy.
“What about a Prayer Air Force?” I asked. “That’s a good name for angels, isn’t it? Prayer Air Force? And Prayer rhymes with Air.”
Then there’s the Prayer Navy, Prayer Marines, Prayer Coast Guard.
Of course, the people who don’t believe and refuse to pray, they’re the Prayer Conscientious Objectors.
They have to flee to Canada or they’ll get arrested for refusing to serve in the Prayer Military.
Cowards.