Buzz punch

A while back, some nutcase got in astronaut Buzz Aldrin’s face and yelled that the moon landing had been faked.
Buzz punched the guy in the face.
Maybe you’ve seen it?
Man, to be punched in the face by Buzz Aldrin. THE Buzz Aldrin.
I’d pay good money to get punched in the face by him.
People would probably pay to have him punch me in the face.
Fund a new moon mission with that money from all the people wanting me to get punched.
Unless they faked the face-punching, of course.
Then, I’m sure, Buzz would punch me anyway.