My Apple Phone’s alarm wakes me up.
It plays a song from Apple’s iTunes.
And it turns on my lamp with Apple Home.
I pull the phone off of my Apple charging stand, and I strap my Apple Watch to my wrist.
I turn on my Apple laptop and check my email while my Apple TV plays the latest news headlines.
I drive to work while Apple CarPlay plays my favorite songs.
Along the way, picking up coffee I buy with my Apple credit card.
Siri watches it all, smiles, and moves on to the next of her little slaves.