Toilet seat cat

My cat likes to sleep on the toilet seat.
There’s no lid on that toilet, so she sits on the seat.
When she falls asleep, her foot or tail falls into the water.
And one time, she fell completely in.
So I bought a new toilet seat with a lid.
The bolts on the old seat were fused solid.
I pulled out a ginsu knife and hacked at them for ten minutes before they broke.
And then I put in the new toilet seat.
No, I did not slice a tomato with the knife.
But I’m sure I could have.

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