Equal

Are all men created equal?
Under the law, yes.
But some are smarter than others.
Some are taller than others.
Some are faster than others.
Some are darker than others.
Some are hairier than others.
Some are louder than others.
Some are angrier than others.
Some are stickier than others.
Some are slimier than others.
Some are smellier than others.
Some are sparklier than others.
Some are tastier than others.
This tool detects fifty-nine categories of difference to six decimal places.
Place it on your tongue, wait a minute, and a green light will come on.
Now open your mouth.

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