We couldn’t afford our own baby, so we bought a used one on eBaby.
It arrived in a box, preassembled.
The instructions said to put a layer of paper towels on a baking sheet, and to warm it up in an open oven at minimum temperature for 10 minutes.
We set the timer, and ten minutes later, we heard the baby’s cry as we pulled out the baking sheet.
That’s when we noticed… we’d forgotten a step. An important step.
After five minutes, turn the baby over.
Oh well. Maybe we can trade it in for another. Or a puppy.