Buffet of death

A lot of tech companies offer subsidized cafeterias or free delivery lunches.
Ours offers credits for snack vending machines and a daily lunch buffet.
However, with the coronavirus fears, shared buffets like that could lead to some dangerous situations.
And coming to the office may become a hazard in and of itself.
Especially when there’s one or two troglodytes who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom.
Truly disgusting.
So, they’re having people work from home and they’re offering an allowance for meals to be delivered.
Which works out fine… until the people at the delivery services get sick.