When it comes to simple hygiene and hand-washing, people are stupid.
They don’t use soap. Or wash their hands long enough.
Or even wash their hands at all.
So, people came up with hand-washing songs to make hand-washing fun and enjoyable.
I think it’s all stupid.
So, I came up with a hand-washing songs that encourages people to lie down in front of trains, walk into traffic, jump off of bridges, and drink everything under their sink.
Sure, it’ll kill some gullible and stupid people.
Good. We’re better off without those fucking idiots.
And it’ll slow the progress of infection.