The old saying goes that every day spent above ground is a good day.
Except for unemployed miners. They want to be underground, working.
But they’re unemployed, so they’re stuck above ground.
And then there’s skydivers with parachutes that don’t deploy.
They’re above ground.
But they really don’t want to be above ground, falling towards it.
Don’t worry, though. They won’t be for long.
They’ll hit the ground soon enough.
Maybe even fall on that unemployed miner.
If the ground is soft enough, might even knock him into the dirt a bit.
And neither will be above ground at all.