Sir Patrick Stewart is sexy.
He is sexy to women.
And he is sexy to men.
If science discovered a third gender, or science invented one, he would be sexy to them, too.
Modern eye charts have a photo of Sir Patrick Stewart.
“Read this chart,” the eye doctor says.
If you don’t say “sexy” then you are declared legally blind.
They take away your driver’s license on the spot.
And you get a dog. A cane. And black glasses.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is not king.
Unless he thinks Sir Patrick Stewart is sexy.