Instead of a funhouse, my carnival has a notfunhouse.
The hall of mirrors aren’t warped at all. You look perfectly normal in them.
If you can see yourself.
They’re very dusty, so I give you a rag and Windex to clean them all.
The warped slanty room means there’s foundation issues. I have a few quotes from contractors for you to sort out.
I added a slide. Nice and slick, no friction burns at all.
But it goes up. Good luck climbing that.
Finally, there’s the air jets to blow up women’s skirts.
Or Scottish mens’ kilts.
I won’t judge.